You're already playing the game. Nobody handed you the manual.
We wrote it.
Dr. Howlie runs this lab. He is a physician, a research scientist, and a competitive gamer. That is the order, depending on who's asking.
His Pack handles the rest. You'll meet them as you go.
Most people never get offered this. You're being offered it because someone put your name in.
There's a screening. It's short. Don't overthink it.
SET UP YOUR AGENT
This is your account. It works on any device you sign in from.
It is on their screen, and it stays the same until they change it.
The code puts your records in your family’s lab and nobody else’s. Type it in, and your handle joins their roster when you finish signing up.
THE GUIDE
COLD & FLU DIVISION
MISSION BRIEF
GERM ZAPPER
MISSION COMPLETE
AGENT APTITUDE SCREENING
Agent — your screening is in. I've been waiting to meet someone like you.
Howlie Labs wants Official Beta Scientists for our The Gamer's Guide to Life series. This isn't a game. This is a real job.
The science in these apps is real. The results are real. But only if someone smart enough uses them every day and reports back honestly.
That's where you come in.
In return: early access to every new department we build. Your feedback literally shapes what Howlie Labs becomes.
Are you smart enough to know this works? Disciplined enough to prove it?