Dr. Howlie
HOWLIE LABS
INITIALIZING LAB...
Dr. Howlie
HOWLIE LABS, INC. · BOZEMAN, MONTANA
THE GAMER'S GUIDE TO LIFE

You're already playing the game. Nobody handed you the manual.

We wrote it.

Dr. Howlie
PERSONNEL FILE
DR. HOWLIE'S PACK OF SCIENTISTS

Dr. Howlie runs this lab. He is a physician, a research scientist, and a competitive gamer — in that order, depending on who's asking.

His Pack handles the rest. You'll meet them as you go.

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NUTRITION
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MOVEMENT
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RECOVERY
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SYSTEMS
Personnel files pending.
Dr. Howlie
RECRUITMENT
WE'RE NOT HIRING. WE'RE SELECTING.

Most people never get offered this. You're being offered it because someone put your name in.

There's a screening. It's short. Don't overthink it.

Dr. Howlie
AGENT REGISTRATION
SET UP YOUR AGENT

This is your account. It works on any device you sign in from.

Six numbers. Something you'll remember.
Pick your household so you are all in the same one. Typing it fresh makes a separate one.
HOWLIE LABS
The Gamer's Guide to Life
SCANNING...
Welcome back, Agent.
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HEALTH
ACTIVE
BOZEMAN, MT
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MIND
CLASSIFIED · CLEARANCE PENDING
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SKILLS
CLASSIFIED · CLEARANCE PENDING
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LAB
CLASSIFIED · CLEARANCE PENDING
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EXPERIMENTAL SCIENCES
ACTIVE
DEERFIELD BEACH, FL
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COLD & FLU DIVISION
ACTIVE
WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL RIGHT
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PACK
ACTIVE
Your household
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AGENT — NOT YET REGISTERED
AWAITING ENLISTMENT
COLD & FLU DIVISION
Cold & Flu Division · Howlie Labs
Agent Agent, what's the mission?
HOWLIE LABS · COLD & FLU DIVISION
MISSION BRIEF
GERM ZAPPER
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⬡ GERM ZAPPER
SCORE: 0
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🦠 0/30
🫧 0/30
0/30
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THRIVING
🏆
MISSION COMPLETE
IMMUNE RESPONSE CONFIRMED
HOWLIE LABS · FIELD SCREENING
AGENT APTITUDE SCREENING
There are no wrong answers. That's not what this measures.
QUESTION 1 / 8
SCREENING COMPLETE.
You're in.
TRANSMISSION FROM
Dr. Howlie 🐺
Director, Howlie Labs, Inc. · Bozeman, Montana

Agent — your screening is in. I've been waiting to meet someone like you.

Howlie Labs is looking for Official Beta Scientists for our Gamers Guide to Life series. This isn't a game. This is a real job.

The science in these apps is real. The results are real. But only if someone smart enough uses them every day and reports back honestly.

That's where you come in.

The Offer
Use the Howlie Labs apps every day. Complete every game. Tell Dr. Howlie what's working and what isn't. In return: early access to every new department we build — and your feedback literally shapes what Howlie Labs becomes.

Are you smart enough to know this works? Disciplined enough to prove it?
HOWLIE LABS, INC. · BOZEMAN MT
Official Beta Scientist
AGENT
Cold & Flu Research · Gamers Guide to Life™
Clearance
ELITE
Badge #
HL-0001
Enlisted
2026-05-07
Status
ACTIVE
🌡 FEVER FIGHTER
TEMP: 101°F
✦ TAP ICE to cool · AVOID FIRE Hold zone:
0s
TEMP
101°
💨 AIRWAY DEFENDER
BLOCKED: 0
AIRWAY INTEGRITY
100%
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AIRWAY
⚡ ENERGY CORE
CHARGED: 0/12
POWER RESTORED
0/12
🛡 THROAT SHIELD
SHIELDED: 0
🛡 TISSUE SHIELD
100%
⬇ THROAT TISSUE — PROTECT THIS ZONE
⚠ LAB OFFLINE — CACHED DATA ACTIVE
CUSTOMIZE AGENT
Skin
Face
Shape
Eyes
Brows
Hair
Length
Texture
Colour
Glasses
Facial hair
Build
Height
Age
Unlocks
LAB PROGRESS
Agent
STANDARD CLEARANCE
Cold & Flu Division · Howlie Labs
0
🔥 Day Streak
0
⚡ Missions
0
📓 Lab Notes
1
⬆ Difficulty
Milestone tracking
LAB NOTES
0 collected
🔬 GUT SQUAD
0/15
🦠 GUT HEALTH
50%
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