Dr. Howlie
HOWLIE LABS, INC. · BOZEMAN, MONTANA
THE GAMER'S GUIDE TO LIFE

You're already playing the game. Nobody handed you the manual.

We wrote it.

Dr. Howlie
PERSONNEL FILE
DR. HOWLIE'S PACK OF SCIENTISTS

Dr. Howlie runs this lab. He is a physician, a research scientist, and a competitive gamer. That is the order, depending on who's asking.

His Pack handles the rest. You'll meet them as you go.

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NUTRITION
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MOVEMENT
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RECOVERY
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SYSTEMS
Personnel files pending.
Dr. Howlie
RECRUITMENT
WE'RE NOT HIRING. WE'RE SELECTING.

Most people never get offered this. You're being offered it because someone put your name in.

There's a screening. It's short. Don't overthink it.

Dr. Howlie
AGENT REGISTRATION

SET UP YOUR AGENT

This is your account. It works on any device you sign in from.

Six numbers. Something you'll remember.
HOUSEHOLD CODE
A household code is eight characters that say which family’s lab you’re in. Ask a grown-up in your family for yours.

It is on their screen, and it stays the same until they change it.

The code puts your records in your family’s lab and nobody else’s. Type it in, and your handle joins their roster when you finish signing up.

THE GUIDE

COLD & FLU DIVISION

Cold & Flu Division · Howlie Labs
Agent Agent, what's the mission?
HOWLIE LABS · COLD & FLU DIVISION

MISSION BRIEF

GERM ZAPPER
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GERM ZAPPER

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THRIVING

MISSION COMPLETE

IMMUNE RESPONSE CONFIRMED
HOWLIE LABS · FIELD SCREENING

AGENT APTITUDE SCREENING

Answer each one your own way. Every answer is accepted.
QUESTION 1 / 8

SCREENING COMPLETE.
You're in.

TRANSMISSION FROM
Dr. Howlie 🐺
Director, Howlie Labs, Inc. · Bozeman, Montana

Agent — your screening is in. I've been waiting to meet someone like you.

Howlie Labs wants Official Beta Scientists for our The Gamer's Guide to Life series. This isn't a game. This is a real job.

The science in these apps is real. The results are real. But only if someone smart enough uses them every day and reports back honestly.

That's where you come in.

The Offer
Use the Howlie Labs apps every day. Complete every game. Tell Dr. Howlie what's working and what isn't.

In return: early access to every new department we build. Your feedback literally shapes what Howlie Labs becomes.

Are you smart enough to know this works? Disciplined enough to prove it?

HOWLIE LABS, INC. · BOZEMAN MT
Official Beta Scientist
AGENT
Cold & Flu Research · The Gamer's Guide to Life
Clearance
ELITE
Badge #
HL-0001
Enlisted
2026-05-07
Status
ACTIVE

FEVER FIGHTER

TEMP: 101°F
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TEMP
101°

AIRWAY DEFENDER

BLOCKED: 0
AIRWAY INTEGRITY
100%
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AIRWAY

ENERGY CORE

CHARGED: 0/12
POWER RESTORED
0/12

THROAT SHIELD

SHIELDED: 0
🛡 TISSUE SHIELD
100%
⬇ THROAT TISSUE — PROTECT THIS ZONE
⚠ LAB OFFLINE — CACHED DATA ACTIVE

BUILD-A-HOWLIE

Skin
Face
Shape
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Hair
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LAB PROGRESS

Agent
STANDARD CLEARANCE
Cold & Flu Division · Howlie Labs
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⚡ Missions
0
📓 Lab Notes
1
⬆ Difficulty
Milestone tracking

LAB NOTES

0 collected

GUT SQUAD

0/15
🦠 GUT HEALTH
50%
CLASSIFY THE ITEMS — GOOD OR BAD FOR YOUR GUT?
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